Welcome to Death-By

Welcome to Death By . . . ! I'd like to tell you first off that no, we're not morbid or goth or obsessed with death or anything like that. It's more of a stress relief for us, imagining the weird and odd ways people could die. Well, more like the ways we could die from studying too much law!

Send us a picture of your best "Death By." Here are some rules! That's right, rules. Whatever. Get over it.

1. Your face must be obstructed. We don't want to see that shit, nor do we want to be responsible for when your Aunt Matilda sees it, freaks out, refuses to write you into her will for posting "obscene material" online. We're just saying. Unless you're smoking hot and you'd like take us out for a nice seafood dinner (and then call our mother later).

2. Must be on a camera phone. Mostly for the fact that it has that creepy voyueristic overtone to the quality (or rather, lack thereof) of the image, but also because we don't have very high quality cameras (read: we don't have real digital cameras) so yeah. Don't show us up.

3. Theme! Well, and you gotta name it something specific. Otherwise when we come out with the encylopedia of "Death By . . . " later when we're rich and famous, we can actually catalogue it somewhere and not think too hard.


Here are some of our favorites. We call this "Death by. . . Law School." Actually, it's more "Death by (insert specific law school subject here)." We could have named the series "When Hornbooks Attack" but we'll save that for a rainy day.


Death by Constitutional Law



Death by Federal Rules of Evidence